The Biography of Catalina Ferro

Catalina B. Ferro is new.

But not the shiny kind of new;

The rough and clumsy kind of new.

Brunette, brown eyes, 147 pounds.

Moderate to large nose.

Aries but wishes she was a Virgo.

Dragon but wishes she was a Dog.

She has been a member of New York City's 2009 and 2011

Group therapy groups

And was awarded the titles of "Worst Attitude" (2009)

And "Miss Congeniality" (2011).

She is a member of the 2012 LouderARTS Slam Team,

Which she hopes will be kind of the same thing.

In 2008 she lost all capacity for fiction

In a freak accident;

This means that her poetry is autobiographical,

Which is pretty sad, considering her poetry,

But hey, what can you do?

Lemons and lemonade, right?

She fears giant chicken-eating spiders

And silence most of all.

She probably didn't sleep last night,

She probably wants to be your friend.